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Funny Hot Sauce Names

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You could call some of these hot sauces with funny names novelty gifts, but a lot of them are still really flavorful! Hot sauce is a competitive market so sometimes it takes a funny hot sauce name to stand out. Who's idea was it for these crazy names?

Here are some of the funniest hot sauce names out there! You can check out all different types of flavorful craft hot sauces in our shop as well.

Angry Goat Pepper Co in Vermont has some epic hot sauces and funny names to go with them. Some of my favorite funny hot sauce names from Angry Goat Pepper Co are Purple Hippo Hot Sauce, Yellow Flamingo, and Sweaty Beaver Hot Sauce. 

Don't Piss Me Off - A Jamaican inspired habanero hot sauce. It's the best hot sauce out there and you better not argue with that statement!

SHART Chili Sauce - This is a line of hot sauces made in small batches by Vikings in Sweden! Let's just hope this chili sauce stays a chili sauce and doesn't end up in your pants... too far?

Trigger Warning - Getting Political!

Orange Impeachment - This one speaks for itself, whether you love 'em or you hate 'em, you have to admit this hot sauce is one of a kind.

Fear the Bern - Whether you’re an adamant supporter of the Bern, a staunch opponent, or simply just love a well-rounded sauce, the Bern is definitely something to fear.

Secret Aardvark - A sauce that is know as the original craft hot sauce, has to have a legendary name. This Portland based hot sauce company has many people wondering, where does the name come from? You'll have to listen to the podcast with Stacy, the owner of Secret Aardvark to find out!

Inferno Farms - Tingleberry - I'm honestly not sure why this name is so funny to me. But just say it outloud. Tingleberry.

It's funny in my book, but is also a bomb strawberry umami hot sauce!

The Hottest Fuckin’ Hot Sauce - With the Hottest Fuckin' Hot Sauce, it is easy to please the guy or girl asking for a bottle of the hottest hot sauce. Just hand them a bottle of the Hottest Fuckin’ Sauce and there won't be any more questions.

Trailer Trash Hot Sauce- Made in the trunk of a Trans-Camero in Riverhaven, Indiana by the Johnson clan. Put a dollop on yer kid's tongue when they cuss, and the'll quit doin' it.

Dr. Chilemeister's PHD of Pain Hot Sauce- Here is the prescription for those who enjoy intolerable heat. Dr. Chilemeister's sick and evil deadly brew should be used with caution. Pain can become addictive!

Slap Ya Mama Hot Sauce - The story behind this sauce is that people tried Walker's hot sauce and told him it needed a name. The owner would often proclaim, ”When you use this sauce, the food tastes so good, you’ll receive a loving slap on the back and a kiss on the cheek for creating such a great tasting Cajun dish.” And that’s how the Walker & Son’s Cajun brand Slap Ya Mama was born in the proud Cajun town of Ville Platte, Louisiana.

And now, the inevitable ass related hot sauce names

Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally- Said the person who originally made this sauce!

Kiss Your Ass Goodbye Hot Sauce- A nice blend of habanero and garlic that also has a label that is easy on the eyes!

Puckerbutt's Voodoo Prince Death Mamba - This one's company name happens to be ass-related but the name stands out as well.

Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce - With a deceivingly low amount of ingredients, I wouldn't underestimate a hot sauce that claims to 'put your ass in the tub.'

Bubba's Butt Blaster X-Hot Sauce- A mustard, apple cider vinegar, habanero sauce

Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce - The good news is this sauce is delicious and full of flavor and heat! The bad news is it Burns Both Ways! Like the bottle says, "If you think it's hot when you eat, wait 'til you take the seat!" Yikes, Keep your eye on this doctor!

And we finish the list off with Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce

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